Weighcist

You shouldn't respect fake people. Respect is for the living.

The best part was how after that clusterfuck all the pageant moms  wanted was to know which kid won.

Shit posters: Getting defensive when anyone applies a critical eye to their shit entertainment.

Andy was always going to be the new boss for one simple reason: two first names.

Fry has had sex with his grandma and his great nephew now
I think what was weirder though was hearing Zoidberg's voice come out of Fry and vice versa seeing as they're both played by Billy West.

It could be worse
They could have signed on Tim Burton.

Freddy Prinze got a face full of bomb just like Ricky Schroder
What past moments won't they rip off as this turd of a show circles the drown.

They're really taking that bridges ball and running with it
I imagine that whoever wrote that speech that Noah gave Claire at the end must have patted himself on the back after that one.

This X-mas I am thankful for creepy people on the internet thinking we want their dissertations on anal porn plastered all over the comment sections of unrelated things.