The Perry White bulldog seemed to be the only distinctly little person.

There comes a point where you realize that you're just fundamentally unappealing, and need to accept that the cliches are wrong; there isn't necessarily someone for everyone, and you're likely to spend the rest of your life alone.

I'd rather see it done as a series of rhyming couplets, like the Nails' "88 Lines about 44 Women."

He followed them in a car that speaks with the voice of David Hasselhoff.

Gotta be Woody.

Sounds like a real calamity.

I didn't like her on 30 Rock.

I loved his cartoon show.  Anyone know if it's available on dvd?

Will Ferrell's adaptation of a fake novel about an oil magnate sounds like Garth Marenghi's Dallas.

Is Camp Candy out on DVD?

Back off!  He's got a shrink gun

He'll end up being Tinker Bael.

That's interesting, since to me her acting in the OCD scenes felt very unrealistic, as though Hannah was pretending to have a disorder to somehow give her more edge as a writer.

Sleazy

Larry buys a robot grandmother, Darrin reads minds.  Pretty sure there's another one

There had better be a refueling plane rape joke.

I think I'd rather see Chucky vs Puppet Master than Chucky vs Leprechaun.

My rule of thumb is that if a Twilight Zone episode features a member of the cast of Bewitched, it's a good one.

Wasn't that David Spade in the movie?

Miller Lite