Colorful
Did this teamup of Wayans and Carrey directly lead to In Living Color?

Could be worse
At least she's not "Marcia Brady, assistant crack whore."

PFT
I thought he did a good job on the first season of Real Time giving a rundown of the week's news to fill the space while Bill and the panelists were getting in place.

Anne Meara wasn't movie star big, but she was a name.

Three's Company was set in Santa Monica, which is not in "the city of Los Angeles" but next to it.

Cars
If you want to watch his award-winning performance in Color of Money, but you can't stand the Cruise, check him out in Cars.

questionable math
You assert that the case of 12 cans is " the equivalent of roughly 36 pounds of canned bacon," which would mean each can contains 3 pounds of bacon. The photo clearly shows that it only contains 9 ounces. Is your claim that a pound of cooked bacon only weighs 3 ounces?

Dear AV Club,
Has Fahrenheit 451 ever been banned?

Do the Duckman
You put your down, down!
You thrust your pelvis!
You thrust your pelvis!
You thrust your pelvis!
You thrust your pelvis!
You thrust your pelvis!
You thrust your pelvis!

Timing
This is really just viral marketing for "American Carol." isn't it? Releasing a bad movie about Michael Moore's ego shot four years ago actually becomes timely if it's part of the conspiracy to make a fictionalized egotisitical Michael Moore seem relevant.

I'd have to go with with "Rope." Real-time and continuous, to appear as one take without cuts.

Tyler Perry next Medea movie should be an adaptation of Euripedes

Pretty Baby
What about Brooke Shields? Even if you ignore her critically acclaimed debut role, she was only fifteen for Blue Lagoon. And she's selling Volkswagens now when not holding the lead in a TV drama.

Girl, Interrupted

RC Title
When I saw the episode was called "Boo Cocky" I was expecting some kind of Chicken Boo sketch.

Wrong headline. Change to "A-negative buzz for True Blood" if you want that job at Variety.

cheedle
I can't see Don Cheadle without thinking of the sniglet for the orange stuff on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Carbonation and dairy
Every since Laverne got me to try milk & pepsi, I've enjoyed fizzy dairy.

Papa
Hemingway wasn't a woman in disguise, but his son was.

Musical
The definitive Hamlet adaptation was the musical version done starring Gilligan.