I'm more just being salty about crucial profession recipes (like, basic ones, not ones for cool-but-not-strictly-necessary stuff) requiring players to win a rated battleground now, and other ways in which PvP content is more and more extensively encroaching on PvE content that should have nothing to do with it,…

I'm psyched for Legion, at least the beginning of it—I avoided the order hall stuff for all my favorite classes on beta, so they'd stay a surprise—but I'm not at all thrilled by the "you will play this game Our Way or not at all" direction this particular dev team is taking, so I may well end up letting my…

I don't think she does have Terraria! My sister introduced her to Steam a while back, and so we all play Don't Starve Together on PC sometimes, but she doesn't have a big library of games. These are great ideas, thanks so much! I'd love to get her something she'd love as much as Don't Starve, but different enough to…

That's really good to know, thanks! I was thinking it might potentially make a good Christmas or birthday present for her, but it's more of a risk than something I know for sure that she'll like, so I might be better off sticking with a sure bet.

Ooh. I think the exploring-and-finding-stuff aspect is a bigger aspect of what she likes than the survival aspect, so No Man's Sky might have the edge in that department, but she does like both.

I keep wondering if my mom would like this game. Exploration/resource-gathering games are her thing—she can play Don't Starve for hours and never get bored—but since that genre isn't really for me, I feel like I can't pin down what she might or might not find appealing about No Man's Sky. I did tell her to look into…

Yeah, everyone who signed that thing is on my shit list and I try not to support them, but there are so fucking many of them. It's really disheartening.

Jesus christ, why won't people leave this poor woman alone?

He'd vandalize a wall or two,
That's what Ryan Lochte'd do.

"Offensive language is literal violence, and I am therefore totally justified in sending you and your family graphic, psychotic death threats in response! #tw death #tw rape #tw suicide"

Look at me. I'm the Batman now.

Maybe the real candy-asses were the friends we made along the way.

Who likes to spend every Saturday at the abattoir?
Who gets the cattle prod if she tries to hump the samovar?
Who likes to save up all her farts in a mason jar?
You guessed it—it's Rebel!

Little Johnny says to his mom, "Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a libertarian!"

So…kind of like Drop Dead Diva but with a skinny protagonist?

I feel like we are all, as a nation, collectively agreeing to forget that Jared Leto also has an Oscar. I think we need to keep doing this.

Are we presuming Jack Nicholson will be dead by then? I mean, after 2016 is done with Hollywood, it'll be a pretty safe bet, but still.

I'm sorry about your bankrupt ice cream parlor.

I still maintain that Gabe from The Office was the Scranton Strangler. I don't remember or care who it actually turned out to be. In my head, it was Gabe.

I heard a guy at work today talking about the difference between "vanella" and "French vanella." I should have asked him his opinion on "schrauwburry."