I was way too young to watch it when it was airing, but I'll always be grateful to the charitable soul who introduced me to The Larry Sanders Show by putting as many episodes as possible up on Youtube, no matter how many times they got removed for copyright infringement. I remember trying to hurry and watch my way…

There were two whatsernames from 24. And Hodges from CSI.

The only Uber driver I know is a woman in my graduate program who also happens to be a Shakespearean actress, licensed optician, hair stylist and part-time sex toy saleswoman. She gives us all discount haircuts, but the dildos are sadly full price.

"Oh, for fuck's sake, die, will ya?" — everyone, to this project

My former roommate really likes them. She also wanted to spray down all our kitchen counters with Raid to get rid of our ant problem.

If it's on the tip of your tongue, you're eating your sandwich wrong.

Valley on the Edge of Forever?

Noonien else is as good for the role, though.

"Kiss This Guy: The Jimi Jormp-Jomp Story."

And Nancy Reagan would have been like "Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead."

He will grill your friends and family to remind you of his love.

I think it was season 5 that kicked off with Michelle and Palmer dying. Michelle especially was a real "fuck this show" moment for me—I hung on for another season, but my heart wasn't in it anymore.

And watching Jaguar do damage control on Twitter after it aired was even better.

Yeah, I can't fault them for killing Rothstein, since they didn't really have a choice, but I can sure as hell fault them for doing it offscreen during an ill-advised time jump and not even flashing back to it for us or something. And for so clearly setting up a plotline about wacky Margaret-and-AR hijinks and then not…

Benedict Cumberbatch

I'm sort of glad I wasn't able to watch it live, because my mascara could not have handled seeing Alan Rickman's name come up.

With how many lovingly-described prepubescent boys?

"Kind, but troubled?" He's a Holocaust denier who knocked his wife's teeth out.

"You have a last name, Guy!"
"Do I? DO I?"

Emma Stone. I'm 1/4 Asian and I hear she's who you call for these things.