who geths the momths anymore?

never seen the show, but this review is pretty accurate- it is much more a series of vignettes than it is a "real" novel.

Almeda Riddle!

"what's the name of the band?"

ludicrous? maybe try "lupicrous" next time, okay?

o/` it's a bad idea after all o/`

this spring, Anton Chigurh IS Prophet!

also:

i can still hear the footsteps
i can see only walts
i started off on your steamboat
with no hearing at all
i can now see the color
gave up black and white
just to live in the past tense
put dvds in the vault

Grandpa Green is fantastic, but I Want My Hat Back! is the best picture of the year by a long shot.

"Only on the internet does an article about children's book awards devolve
into a sort of "The Aristocrats" of pedophile jokes."

my favorite piece of LouBeguity is revamping Mambo Number 5 to introduce Pokemon on the Kids WB

ugh, chainsaw-fuck this new comment system

"if somebody shows me a booger i'll smash their face"
-j depp

okay, but it's dane cook; who fucking cares about being fair?

what, because mencia is hispanic? that's kinda fucked up, man.

we're on the internet, but nobody is debating you on what would REALLY happen if someone removed their helmet in space. weird.

the few times i've gone in there, i've ordered a "joey bag of deez nuts," but nobody has ever noticed

guess god didn't want him endorsing products for a bunch of heathens, huh?

"They're all kind of delusional about the value of things.  I look at a
crappy chair coming out of some unit and think "you couldn't pay me to
put that in my house."  Darrell sees it and says "that's a 175 dollar
bill right there""