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STOP SNEETCHIN.

hahaha

""Glasses Malone" sounds like a pre-teen detective in a series of YA fiction."

and full of ren-faire nerds

do not taunt hobbit-ball.

"the movie i won't be maimed in"

synchronicity
i heard that if you sync this up with pink floyd's DSOTM it's still completely fucking horrible.

how come any time i use a variation on the n-word (quoting lyrics, mainly), my post either gets deleted or never shows up?

@hoodwink- kindergarteners who don't know any better.

@thad boyd- fair enough, but i meant "as avclub topics of debate"

it's actually "lick a cheese dick"

snow patrol got fucking terrible, didn't they?

@enkidum- for our big eighth grade creative writing assignment, my friend turned a story about a bunch of human space-fighter pilots at war with a catlike race known as the kilrathi… which i found out later is the plot of the wing commander computer game franchise.

@Fidel- i really wanna disagree with your impressions, but…. i can't, really. "y'all," though, is a colloquialism and use of it is not a sign of stupidity/ignorance- most everybody i know uses it regularly, including a number of authors whom i deal with on a professional level (one of whom has written multiple NYT

"A diabetic having sugar or you drinking an overrated ale are quite different from an adult having sex with a child."

i'm with you on herman's head, although nobody seems to remember that show when i bring it up.

remember when outkast got "punk'd"?
andre 3000 told the police officer that his name was bill bixby.

okay, i laughed.

you're not running for congress in ohio, are you, no-eyebrows cowboy?