slow start
i've had an ARC of this for a while now and have had a really difficult time getting into it- glad to know it's worth sticking with.

yeah, is it like a timequake? will we suddenly regain free will and come off autopilot when we hit forty?

hum rules, but would all these youngsters know about that?

did you know "ross" rhymes with "boss"?

the SABs first ep was great, but i was sad when they cleaned up their sound for the album. also, my opinion that zach galifianakis isn't funny is not based solely on one or two previews.

i saw previews for both dinner for schmucks and due date the other day and i can honestly say that watching galifianakis bang a ten year-old boy would be funnier than either of those movies.

you can't be serious.

chuck klosterman popped five million boners for the album.

you're under arrest for not having a mural painted on the side of your van.

i'm doing coke to dokken

courage the cowardly dog
that show could be profoundly disturbing and inappropriate for kids- it seemed like every episode was a combined bad trip/metaphysical crisis.

i want to start a band called the bastard sons of 10,000 maniacs. we'd wear freddy sweaters and play natalie merchant songs.

smoke monster
i think he's touring with meth and red.

i'll say it again- the magical negro is the nun, and if you've read the stand, it is impossible not to compare her to mother abigail.

there's oil in them there sharks!

the episode where the little kid rolls out of bed and into another dimension scared the fuck out of me.

"If you get scared by a videogame then dont play Friday the 13th on the NES then. That shit may make you hardcore shit your pants. "

return to oz freaked me out pretty good, but i never had a problem with the original.

yeah, the cia has that crazy robot catfish that they made public- imagine what we *don't* know about.

@sheltie- for many years, if i was sitting or laying down, i could not have the backs of my ankles exposed for fear of a scalpel servering my tendons. if i had no way of "protecting" them, i had to stretch my legs out far enough that a child's arm couldn't reach out and cut me.