@ TomWaits-

We don't know how quickly after Charlie caught up to the Morpher the shot was actually fired, or how quickly the others caught up to him after that. I found it plausible that the Morpher subdued Charlie, pulled the nurse body out of hiding, put on Charlie's suit and switched his face, and then fired the shot. And…

Quitcher whining! I live in Kansas City, the HEART OF THE FRICKIN' MIDWEST, and they are completely snubbing us too. I will not forget this, AVClub. Not soon, anyways. At least not for a day or two.

He liked it so he put a ring on it. What's not to get?

Peggy- "I believe you will find that I do not have testicles!"

I exchanged meaningful glances for a hit off an albuterol inhaler.

Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry.
Straw: Yep.
Homer: You play right field.
Straw: That's right.
Homer: I play right field.
Straw: So?
Homer: Well, are you better than me?
Straw: Well, I've never met you, but yes.

I endorse this equation.

staircar- You are obviously forgetting the spring break episode where Paris kisses Rory in the bar in an il-advised attempt to capture the Spring Break experience.

I still can't believe I lost that trial. Seriously didn't see it coming.

This movie has jokes about boys' linuses.

Try putting your pants back on.

Welcome, Matt? Are you freakin' kidding me? That show wouldn't have made it past the first 15 minutes. Can you picture Ron Howard saying "It's… Welcome Matt."

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER! T-U-R-T-L-E POWER! T-U-R-T-L-E POWER! T-U-R-T-L-E POWER! T-U-R-T-L-E POWER! T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!

I occasionally sit in with a couple of guys in Hutchinson, KS, at the dive bar they play every Friday night. Well, two weeks ago, in walk Bill Murray and some recording agent from LA, and they sit and get wasted and watch the band for several hours. Then Bill tipped the $100 bucks, and walked out. He was in town to…

Roadwork? That book is fantastic.

Zack, I think you are begrudging Mr. King for something that was quite intentional on his part. It seemed clear to me that by the time he started writing W&G, he was determined to write the remainder of the stories not only as an amalgam of sci-fi, western, horror, fantasy, and other genres, but to use them as a means…

Black House was fantastic, and had some of the most interesting characters King has created in quite some time. The story itself is well thought out, and has a terrific ending, albeit one that makes a lot more sense if you're familiar with the DT series. People that complain the ending to BH is too based in fantasy…

That was Morning Deliveries: #1, from Night Shift, which was paired with Morning Deliveries: #2, about the two guys trying to get a POS car inspected before the tags expire, and run afould of Spike the Milkman.

She pulled a rubber glove off the top of the sink, winking at him as she pulled it over her hand.
"How 'bout a handjob?"