Obviously, the elevator (or stairs) are positioned in such a manner so as to allow Marshall to surrepticiously shuttle his magazine to the 8th Floor without giving the judging eyes of his co-workers opportunity to fix their flat gaze upon his terrible visage.

Yeah, well, my parents just got back from being missionaries in Afghanistan on the day the McDLT was introduced, and they had to flee the country because they were outed as spies for the US government, and when they got back to the US their plane was taken over by terrorists, and they had to kill the terrorists to…

Sweet!
I have a picture!