Heterophobe!

Terrence Malick is God.

Winning Time was one of my favorite 30 for 30 docs, but they failed to mention that Reggie Miller, Spike Lee, and Kramer all went to the strip club after Game 5.

Funny People is awesome.

I like this show. It's not great by any measure, but the characters and writing are consistently better than The Walking Dead.

The Jim-Pam wedding episode marked the point where I thought the show took a creative downturn.

Diablo Cody writes hipster nonsense.

Throw in Kid Cudi as well.

The Schmidt storyline literally went nowhere. Nick at the black barbershop would have at least been funnier even if it didn't add anything to the overall plot.

I'm hoping the real twist is that Tom Hanks' son is really a prophet sent by God to bring about the Apocalypse and put this show out of its misery.

Highlight of my day…sigh.

He doesn't even know what a shark is anymore.

Che. I'm probably the only person who loved that film, but I've watched it many times and never get tired of it.

It's just known as "History" now.

I was bombarded by this commercial when I saw The Muppets.

I can add the AV Club to my list of things that hate the Miami Dolphins. Fuck-a you!

Stop getting my hopes up. You're the first one I'm coming after if Community gets cancelled, Todd.

You can't tell me not to be angry. You're not my father!

Can we sacrifice Jay Leno to appease the NBC executives?

Or they could follow the Weeds trail to NYC.