scallops do not give me a culinary boner

i thought that leads to cancer…

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yaah!) Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the…

as far as straight line readings go, you cannot top Tombstone. every line he says in that flick is top notch. go check out it's quotes page on imdb…2/3rds of it is doc holliday…granted it is on imdb but still props is props.

movie that almost turned me off sex? teeth. god damn i do not want my dick bit off by no vagina dentata…

i don't know…
as long as they air the eps in order and don't expect too much outta it, they might give it some time! right???… stupud fux…

Milwaukee WI
i was at the girl talk show in at turner hall in brew city and when cnn projected obama the winner, gregg stopped the music and pointed at the projection tv that was set up on the back hall wall and the entire room just went fucking nuts (it was pretty nuts already, more so after) the rest of the show was…

what's the soup du jour?"

Republican's
deal breaker if i ever heard of one…

young ned's bindle
i could only imagine what was in young neds bindle. in an ideal world it would have been olive oil, hot sauce, and hopefully shortening.

RICKLESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
even though he already called it, you just know that hockey puck is gonna take stephens emmy this year…

the balls on this yankem guy!!! well, it did make me laugh…

tears on the cheek?
a classic…

things i hate
blog postings that are so horribly edited as to be almost unreadable…

from the all knowing wikipedia: "Exotic matter is a hypothetical concept of particle physics. It covers any material which violates one or more classical conditions or is not made of known baryonic particles. Such materials would possess qualities like negative mass or being repelled rather than attracted by gravity.…

she was looking good in the red and those heels at the end… and did anyone else think to themselves in the scene where tony finds her present to him: "WHATS IN THE BOOOXXXXXXXXX!?!??!?"