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Jonah Spex
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"Suicide Girls Must Die"
A little redundant, isn't it?

I thought it was Ron Jeremy.

The Bass Player (Nikki Sixx) was the junkie. He's also the smartest; I read "The Dirt" from cover to cover, and he clearly comes across as the most interesting guy in the band. Guitarist Mick Mars is a depressed alcoholic, and both Vince Neil and (especially) Tommy Lee are complete assholes.

I predict Danny Elfman will do the score. I predict he will take Vic Mizzy's novel minimalism and add lots of hyperactive string arpeggiations.

A Troll Story
Around 1992 there was a resurgence of Troll dolls. I was riding to art school on the Chicago train in Rogers park when a young man entered wearing a baseball cap with an oversized (6" tall) troll doll standing on the brim. He looked like one of those guys you don't want to mess with, or even make eye

Oh, you're supposed to stick a PENCIL in there? My mistake.