Haha, like from last night:
"Remember when you threw away the waffle that said 'wow'?"
"That was a dark day"

Maybe YOU can't.

This ultimately the gift H Jon Benjamin gives to all of us.

She can do better than Eddie Vedder.

His birthday was a month or two back, and his name popped on the FB trending bar and goddamn nearly gave me a panic attack because there's no context until scroll over it, but if your connection is buggy it doesn't show up, so you have to frantically search other areas to confirm that Bob Newhart is not in fact dead…

You also have baseball in DC, which hasn't won a pennant since 1933 and last won a World Series in 1924. And yes, they didn't have baseball for over 30 years, but shouldn't that make it worse? There are still long time Senator fans.

It could be that he just doesn't fully feel like he is of the Maori culture and wouldn't feel right appropriating just because it happens to be in his bloodline.

Yes, you make that abundantly clear at any and every opportunity. Up to the point where one has to wonder exactly what axe you gave grind here.

If the weddings on my mom's side of the family are any indication, there is a significant portion of his fanbase that's going to be very disappointed he's siding with Clinton.

There are just certain things about British leadership you can't change.

Sadly, it can be all these things. Trump has pull with NBC, it's still Billy Bush's natural inclination to appease someone like Trump in whatever way presents itself, and NBC encourages Bush's gross behavior.

Trying to chart how these goal posts are moved is a goddamn science unto itself.

With Al Roker stirring his drink furiously trying to keep enough composure as to not strangle Billy on air.

Margin of error.

The end credits reminded me of Bowie and Labyrinth for some reason (like soul era Bowie was contracted from the past to do a song in Labyrinth).

What was his name again?

Trainwreck revolves around a team with the best record ever losing a 3-1 lead in the finals.

"This week on 'LeBron!'"

"Take that, Dell!"

He's everyone's wacky neighbor…this summer.