Rod Belding was Richard Belding's hip brother who took the kids rafting.

A buddy of mine took Martin Short fishing, Choo Choo, and he was a complete and total prick.

This thread rocks. Nice work, guys.

You mean "funemployment", Gentle?

I'd like to live in the world of "In the Name of the Rose" for a short bit, but not forever. I'd also like to live in the world of "Haroun and the Sea of Stories".

"Would you like to buy a monkey?"

I'm not talking about hunting predators. I'm talking about comments like Sheltie's:

Heli-hunting wolves and shotting old circus animals, is one thing. But anyone who eats meat and opposes hunting an animal for food is a hypocrite.

River Raid, baby!

Jesus, Lou. What is he, your brother or something? Settle the fuck down.

I don't know, I hate Tom Hanks with venomous passion. I refuse to watch any project he's attached to. I wouldn't even watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" since his wife produced it. My love of the Coen Brothers didn't override my Hanks hatred and I never saw "Ladykillers".

Boon it is, then.

Are you guys telling me that I'm the only one who's completely stoked for the Blu-Ray release of Fired Up?

Hangover 2: Bite the Bug That Bit Ya'

Are you too cool for a staff login, Ellen?

They have porn on the internet now? I need to get a computer!

As much as I hate Thomas Friedman, I guess I'd prefer him to Clemons and Tyler. I still really fucking hate Friedman. His mustache is cool, though.

Yay, capitalism!

I live in Central Oregon and spend a lot of time in Ketchum, ID. If you lived near Idaho Falls or Pocatello, you did good by getting the hell away.

Do you live in Idaho, Riff?