ARE there any actors left to portray him, or are they going to have to use an Actor Model Decoy?

I thought Led Zeppelin was copying doo-wop on this song, which is okay since the doo-woppians copied it from barbershop quartets, who probably stole that crap from church choirs or something. Clearly, all musicians are thieves, bastards, and reprobates.

I am gae-bool for fishsticks. I also like Tatar sauce, but only when it is fresh-squeezed.

I like to refer to leftover pizza as "pizza jerky."

…You like egg salad?

All the best worst memories are.

You must have me mistaken for your mom.

Yet casual apecism runs rampant on the AV Club boards. Go figure.

Bullets still work on us, but at this point in the future, human fingers will universally be too obese to load bullets into a gun.

There were references in Rise to his spaceship taking off and becoming lost.

I, for one, welcome our ape overlords.

It's "Blimpies."

I thought we all agreed to never speak Vandermort's name again.

Why were you "surrounded" by the church group? Were they going to beat you up? Are you one of them? Were they all gathered around while you regaled them with fantastical science fiction stories about evolution? NEED TO KNOW NOW.

…I thought Van Der Graaf quit and went to another website..?

Now I want to start a punk band named "Roach Infestation."

I, for one, welcome our simian overlords.

Hey now. You can't say that. Only we can say that to each other.

The wrong one died!

She enjoys me! Yes! Yes! Yeeeees!