That's in the sequel, "Deeznuts."

If you turn it on, does he immediately stop in the middle of his stand-up act?

You only adopted the downvote. We were born to it.

Laurel-esque maybe.

Now you done fucked up!
You insult Scrawler, you insult the AV Club.

Every prison recipe: Mix ramen noodles with canned chili.

Like all good sci-fi, it needs more Will Smith. The Charlton Heston of our times.

The Hive Mind must have pre-approved it when you first considered it.

Depends on how much vodka you give the pig.

Did you submit an application to take personal time? Was it approved by The Council?

I think I just downvoted myself accidentally. Stupid mutinous brain…

First post since the Disqus update. It feels weird and unnatural, like your mom.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Hey! Leave @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus 's Mom out of it! She's a perfectly wonderful individuahahaHAHAHAHAHA…Crap, I can't even say that with a straight face.

JudyJudyJudy!

I like that show with Morgan Freeman and the wormhole, where he goes back in time and marries his step-granddaughter.

If the History Channel made it, then the gold in California would have been put there by… Aliens.

No me gusta sombrero. Yo quiero HAT.

Dare I..? I dare!!!

Fuck Pennywise, because it always reminds me of my birthday;
Marry Mitch McConnell just to make him miserable;
Kill Blaine. (Natch.)

Golden Thigh or GTFO