Shrimp wrapped in bacon.

Shrimp wrapped in bacon.

Get naked and lay in the middle of the street?

Get naked and lay in the middle of the street?

Busy, crushing depression… the usual. I'm trying to get back in the saddle, and by "saddle" I mean my hand carved Amish sex toy, "The Bumspringer."

Busy, crushing depression… the usual. I'm trying to get back in the saddle, and by "saddle" I mean my hand carved Amish sex toy, "The Bumspringer."

That is what I do when I read your comments here!

That is what I do when I read your comments here!

…so does this mean I should think "Happiness" is riveting drama or just plain funny? Because I was totally laughing.

…so does this mean I should think "Happiness" is riveting drama or just plain funny? Because I was totally laughing.

The closest we'll ever come to a good Judge Dredd movie is Punisher: War Zone. (Which is the only good Punisher movie, BTW.)

The closest we'll ever come to a good Judge Dredd movie is Punisher: War Zone. (Which is the only good Punisher movie, BTW.)

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

Could we come up with a G grade for "Good for a laugh" then, leaving F for truly shitty stuff?

Could we come up with a G grade for "Good for a laugh" then, leaving F for truly shitty stuff?

Is that sofa made out of Adamantium?

Is that sofa made out of Adamantium?

That was literally the first thing I thought before thinking "Since when do grown-ass men dress like this now?"

That was literally the first thing I thought before thinking "Since when do grown-ass men dress like this now?"