I TROW open a portal in TIME!

Isn't that "secondhand embarrassment?"

Isn't that "secondhand embarrassment?"

Nerds playing Ultimate isn't an anomaly; it's the official sport of summer camps for "gifted students" everywhere. They are the third element of the Ultimate trifecta.

Nerds playing Ultimate isn't an anomaly; it's the official sport of summer camps for "gifted students" everywhere. They are the third element of the Ultimate trifecta.

I just want my kids back!

I just want my kids back!

Millionaire Mind? T. Harv Eker's Millionaire Mind?

Millionaire Mind? T. Harv Eker's Millionaire Mind?

I *bleep*ed the business model.

I thought it was "sweep kick." Andy would use the precise term.

And is it just me, or is she looking hotter, too?

Singaporean prison. Interestingly enough, he prounced "Changi" correctly the first time, and incorrectly the second.

Joke's on them, Chinese people don't pay to see movies.

It's not the best thing to do.

It's shown on a continuous loop at the Baseball Hall of Fame. A lot of baseball fans who went to Cooperstown as kids know it.

Christensen's lone standout skill is the shootout. He has the highest shootout percentage of the league - maybe Torts is using him in a specialist role.

HUMANGOUS BEEG

It's like running away from one of those Olympic racewalkers. They can go 50 to 100k and eventually they will hunt you own.

I super did MUN in high school, and one country declaring war on the other is the most exciting thing - I mean "emergency issue" - that could possibly happen at a conference.