But your interpretive dance about it is very emotional.

Have they tried not being mutants?

Potential hipster juror: I don't even OWN a Taylor Swift.

Yeah, I don't know how much velocity I could achieve or maintain if…

Sean Spicer's still a bit sensitive about that.

It's all I have left!

You finally made a cyclops…

Notice they didn't say anything about upvotes, though.

"Also fluent in Word, Excel, and Powerpoint"

So much for the tolerant AV Club.

So how does she like the Scion TC she bought?

Any time spent singing the praises of horsey sauce is time well spent.

I liked music before it was music.

The A.V. Club

*patents "Crucifix Workout"*

I'm sorry, son, but you must have him confused with someone else. His name is Roger Murdock. He's the co-pilot.

—Orlando Bloom

PLATOON…
A-ONE…
TWO…
DOOM-shakalakalaka
DOOM-shakalakalaka
DOOM-shakalakalaka
DOOM!

Doom doom doom
Let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night
And you can make me feel right

Scion TC!