That's gold!

I just looked at my itunes and don't see this track. Please explain where it is.

I want to make a vending machines that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real fucking big!

Because I smoked pot all through high-school!

I made a list of good stuff they left out. It's probably on the next page.

Funny, but not Funny enough!
Here's some you guys left off, intentionally or unintentionally.

Hey Captain Giggles, how's that Hot Pocket jingle coming along?

They left out Dane Cook, which may be critically panned and hated on this website, but was literally an album selling tour de force. He is the most popular comedian since Cosby.

All those people had severe mental illness.

Louis CK
Chewed Up has to be one of the funniest CDs ever made. I think CK is the next Carlin (RIP)

Is it weird interviewing someone
when you're publication gave them a bad review?

Like that one video directed by Eric Wareheim?

Also, there really needs to be a place for…
METALOCALYPSE!

Birds and the Bees
Some birds like birds and some bees like bees but sometimes a birds like eggs because they are fragile and untainted, but then the bird has to take radical experimental drugs to curb his love of eggs. But don't be fooled, this bird has had his fair share of honey!

I don't know who Mark Ames is, but yeah he's a pretty mean guy.

Pitchfork has the best music newsfeed on the internet.

How about a shitty ending where the grandfather kills himself?

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1. Bodie
2. Omar
3. Prop Joe