I gotta relax in your pool to make sure my tubes are all good and shit.

Plus you can create people on him and then trap them in pools without ladders.

Well… Filibusterer.

Let's see what your wife has to say about that huh? She used to the small stuff? You always gave her the small house huh? How bout I bring her upstairs and show her what it's like to live in a big house. That's what I'll do.

hahaha

This Leno thing was hilarious. I disagree. This was awesome.

I'm 18
So I don't care that much…

I hope retarded kids get made fun of again
They deserve it.

Not going to lie,

He'll retire, then he'll see Toy Story 3 and realize he needs to make more music.

Jay Z is in fact a drug dealer.

Is it better then 9?
Cause 9 wasn't very good.

@Dr. Acula

Alright Veal, you listen up!

Ok Carnivorous, I admit my ignorance. And not to doubt, but can you site a source for the aforementioned specifics? I'm genuinely curious.

Didn't we already prove you wrong Adam Smith?

@Thukairi

Or the 3/5ths clause.

I think it's a good idea, but awful execution.

Whip!