I didn't realize you meant kids that young. Yeah, toddlers aren't going to get much from this show, but they're not the intended audience. Disney is aiming the show at the 6-14 year old set.

I regularly watch this with my niece and she loves the Kilmpaloon. It has a silly name, it makes silly noises, it's a nonsensical concept and it sort of looks like underwear. She already knows what old-timey bathing suits look like from Disney cartoons, but at a certain age underwear is the a humor-apex.

I love the "Ding Dong" guy, but my favorite bit in this has always been the background dancer who does a successful cartwheel and then jumps around with a huge smile on his face. Good job, background guy! God knows I can't do a cartwheel.

Don't quit your gay job!

If I remember correctly (and I may not) she at least has a thin excuse for that in the book. She is afraid of police harassment and preemptively sets them on someone else. You don't see what happens to the accused man, but her grandmother reminds her of her uncle's abuse and death in prison when Satrapi brags about…

That's going to be news to Natalie Morales…

There's a bunch of gags taken from "When Things Were Rotten", Brooks short-lived tv series from the 70s.

The scene where Brooks stands there and makes various cash register noises for like 5 minutes is still one of my favorite gags.

White, white, white! It's the color of our carpets!

I've always balanced out the French Mistake scene with the chess scene where Jim pretty openly prepositions Bart and Bart is okay with that.

Mmm, I can see your point. However, until the US moves to a place where the concept of murderers going free on "gay panic" or "trans panic" defenses is unthinkable, I'm going to throw my towel in with hate crime legislation. Hate speech, I am iffier on.

But courts often punish based on the why. If I kill someone, was it in self-defense, was it in the heat of the moment or was it long-term finely calculated plan? My reason would factor into my judgement.

The Methodist church I attend is pretty open about not considering homosexuality a sin. Every time the main church puts out a doctrine against homosexuality, we get a sermon about how the main church may feel that way and that's too bad because that way is wrong and stupid and stupidly-wrong. Which is great, but it…

The last time I hung out with people who didn't read pornography, I got baptized. I'm not doing THAT again.

I don't know. Everyone I've met in my age group (30-40) who reads 50 Shades of Grey has a lot more sex than I do. There's been a lot of undesirably candid "Well, my husband can't keep up anymore, so what are you going to do?" conversations.

My guess for people who purchase porn booze would be 66% gag gift, 33% people who throw passion parties for a living.

Except that the original Holmes did give a shit about the people he was trying to save.

Sherlock Holmes was never written as a sociopath in the original series. I suggest you read "The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist" or "The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton" for starters. It's obvious in Doyle's writing that Holmes cares about the victims that approach him and holds the criminals that prey…

Huh. So that's what a half-Gelfling baby looks like.

Haha, I forgot the Tales from the Cryptkeeper cartoon (1993-1994). I never saw Mighty Max, so I can't weigh in there though. I can't know every kid's show!