I loved Who's the Man? And the soundtrack.

The amazing, amazing horror.

The amazing, amazing horror.

Jessica was never good at being her own spokesperson. The disconnect between her charisma as a teen and her presentation as an adult balladeer was never not disorienting.

Jessica was never good at being her own spokesperson. The disconnect between her charisma as a teen and her presentation as an adult balladeer was never not disorienting.

For whatever it's worth, I enjoy watching the show and expect more from it, and felt obliged to hold it accountable. Before just having some fun with the finale. I hope some folks enjoyed it. Feel free to give my review a C+ though if you feel so inclined.

For whatever it's worth, I enjoy watching the show and expect more from it, and felt obliged to hold it accountable. Before just having some fun with the finale. I hope some folks enjoyed it. Feel free to give my review a C+ though if you feel so inclined.

I appreciate her sass, but she really went down in flames with that "Fortunate Son."

I appreciate her sass, but she really went down in flames with that "Fortunate Son."

That was tough. That whole thing was cheesy.

That was tough. That whole thing was cheesy.

And here I thought it had its moments.

And here I thought it had its moments.

Personally, I had Pillip and Hollie in the final all along, but mostly, am glad America came to their senses and prevented Colton from sneaking his way into the final three.  That's the definition of a "nice guy" with creepy ulterior motives.

Personally, I had Pillip and Hollie in the final all along, but mostly, am glad America came to their senses and prevented Colton from sneaking his way into the final three.  That's the definition of a "nice guy" with creepy ulterior motives.

Second to last graph. I may have taken for granted how foregone this conclusion was by not cutting to the chase earlier.

Second to last graph. I may have taken for granted how foregone this conclusion was by not cutting to the chase earlier.

I think this DMB thing's been overstated. Phillip, like Josh, had moments of interpretive brilliance but just wasn't consistent. But no one was consistent, so the winner may as well be arbitrary.

I think this DMB thing's been overstated. Phillip, like Josh, had moments of interpretive brilliance but just wasn't consistent. But no one was consistent, so the winner may as well be arbitrary.

I meant to add that she is a teenager and I don't intend to be mean. My frustration as a viewer had more to do with the judges' failure to push her outside of her comfort zone.