In case it was driving anyone else insane, the actor/soldier guy in the Zombie Extra sketch was David Giuntoli from Grimm.

There's bleeding, and there's whatever that's was. I honestly thought she was supposed to have started her period. (And, yes, I am a woman, no, no bleeding the first time.)

Yes.

He's known him longer?

I'm just weirded out that he's married to Emily Deschanel.

Ted Cruz.

Not you, misterfilmgeek did.

You really are dense, huh? No, it is not like not hiring a black saleswoman. It is like not hiring a CPA when only the CPA can do the job, and expecting a salesman to do it. And, again, you are explicitly saying they should ignore the existence of all black women because they cannot, apparently, find one black…

WTF does "politically correct" have to do with anything? If SNL wants to continue to cover topical humor — whether pertaining to politics or pop culture — and lampoon real people in the world, there are people they need to portray who are not white. They would need to abandon a genre they have been doing from the…

But seriously suggesting that SNL pretend that black women don't exist makes sense?

So, if by some strange circumstance, SNL suddenly had a cast composed entirely of black women, they should suddenly start only speaking about stuff that happens to black women? What if it was all Asian women? Pretend anyone who isn't an Asian woman doesn't exist?

Yes?

Pigs (and I assume boars, too) will eat meat, so it's possible it all originated with the deer.

All I could think during that scene was, "Tonight, on The World's Unluckiest Zombie Dodgers…."  The whole thing, the way the ceiling collapsed and the timing of it, was completely absurd.  But, hey, world full of zombies.

I wondered why Munch was introducing comics in the movie Fame.

People on high school shows seem to get married young, a lot.  I think the Boy Meets World couple got married in 8th grade.

He still drugged and raped a 13-year-old?  He still drugged and raped a 13-year-old.

Lip service to the economic realities of being lower middle class, except, you know, that somehow a single mother with two kids, no high school diploma, working as a waitress, with at least one ex not paying any child support, no family support, and until recently an active alcoholic, has a spacious, decently…

Safety Dance was on the radio when I lost my virginity.  Makes me laugh to this day.

The whole argument over whether to run the Brody story vs. the Petreus story makes absolutely no sense to me.  I think they made the right call, but it really shouldn't have been an argument for the reasons they said it was.  It was Tuesday afternoon.  The Brody story would no longer be of much interest or use to…