♫ Who're those girls?

Not in England, you can't.

PHRASING!

Yeah, not every bullet that gets shot up in the air on New Year's kills a kid (but it's still a bad thing to do).

A Boyfriend Manfriend for my Quinceanera

Don't worry, she'll sit bolt upright in the coffin at the very end of her funeral, grab a bottle of wine and start chugging.

The only way it could have been better would be if she had a "Wyatt 2018" button ready to give to him.

That list seems incomplete, because I'm pretty sure that "doctor" was one of the no-no words (which made for a great little gag later in the episode when the word "doctor" was censored).

Yes, the one in The Princess Bride.

INAGURAL OF GAME SHOW:

A game which is not over.

Yeah, I was worried about Rogelio, too. Because there was some unnatural wrinkling when they cut Petra's neck, I figured Petra's attack was faked, but then was wondering why they'd juxtapose it with Rodrigo's fake death unless it was a double fakeout.

It's part of the rollout of their New Child Replacement program.

He teaches an introductory class at the Learning Annex for people considering a career as a dental hygienist.

There's also the Curdistan region in the northwest.

Racism is like an odometer, it ticks over when you make too much progress.

Her Twitter is fantastic, especially around the holidays. The little comic strips she draws of her family are great.

The first 10 seconds of that song may be my favorite thing they've ever done.

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