GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT'S … THAT'S THE ALPHA COUPLE'S MUSIC!

Sometime typos are inadvertently, wildly misogynistic. This seems like one of those times.

It's an Angelus thing.

I've heard it both ways.

Girl Howdy shouted out "IT'S THE SAME GUY!" as soon as you could see him through the window.

I'm so glad that they've resurrected or cloned Pistol Pete Maravich, based on his inclusion on the possible celebrity list.

One-point conversions, or did he go for two?

Just have your roommate or layabout relative offer to sell him some weed.

Their synthetic penis sales, however, are still conducted through a hole in the bathroom stall.

That's three Os in a row, so I think the AV Club just won Tic Tac Dough.

Have you seen his father? Between nature and nurture, there's a negative zero percent chance Bieber was going to end up as anything other than a dickhole.

The final segment of the roast will be when they play prerecorded 30-second messages from his Twitter followers. All of them. Simultaneously.

They'll take anything that's not nailed down.

The Chyron is almost a character in its own right. The "Pun. Intended." was the highlight, but the recap as she was looking at the list was great too.

The sad thing is, the bit with the costume designer probably did give away some information about the show. The bit where they talk about Fish wearing Bullock's jacket means that he'll be the one to rescue her from Falcone.

That's where she stashed her cocaine.

Danny Strong Jonathan from Buffy

HRG, maybe? Horn-Rimmed Glasses guy.

Oh, hey Cooper.

Regular butter-flavored, or low-fat butter-flavored.