It could be a combination of scoring and depth sounding by the inch.

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The Simpsons had grown so rich, they wanted to retire. They took us to their recording studio and they told us their secret.

I think the producers are keeping Courtney around, but they're not being kind to her in the editing room. There were several moments tonight where Courtney nods along with the judges or overacts in response to something and then is immediately undercut by the situation turning out the opposite.

I have a 9+ notifications red bubble and nothing happens when I click on it.

Oh, I was wondering who those belonged to!

The box for this video game told me it would find parties for me, and provide some sort of matchmaking service.

I'm OK with the comments being shut down.

His line of spice rubs? Artisan spice rubs.

It's actually not a paradox. They're a single organism, the Paxme-Pullyou, conjoined at the back.

Ace Ventura 3: Ass ipsa loquitur

Another computer pun thread? Well, isn't that just fine and Tandy.

Good ol' Hotblack Distensio.

Nathan's "You know an episode of television is 30 minutes?" and the subsequent awkward staredown in response to Simon's initial episode idea might have been part of the reason Simon was acting like that.

Agent Tillman (who is also an officer)

"Don't think of it as being sinfully non-monogamous, think of it as us going the extra mile to make you a grandmother."

"DTMFA.

"Just hire a sex worker to role-play as your mother-in-law."

That would lead to an actual A.V. Club Taste Test.

They're looking for porn, but keep getting foiled by Google's autofill in the search box.