I don't understand the Ren Faire reference, but other than that, I felt the EXACT same. I was so embarrassed for myself watching it that I had a panic attack. Also, the people were really shitty actors, so I assume what I would do in this situation would be to assume I was on "Primetime's What Would You Do?" just…

I am indeed seeking a millionaire, but I'm not a Russian whore—will they still take me?

Tasha is not black, and Russians suck.

Her nose may still be bizarre, but it's a completely different bizarre nose than the one she started out with. And I'm pretty sure she has fake tits.

That doesn't mean Pauline Kael didn't review films fucked up, just that she never retracted a review because she was fucked up.

I got that, Otto.

Oh my GOD! How could I have made such a mistake? The 5th season villain was Dawn.

I think this cake is somehow racist, like, "Oh, the darkies don't deserve anything better than this vile mess for their silly, little made-up holiday, so lets just pour some canned apples in the whole, cram in some enormous candles, and call it a day."

I like gefilte fish, with lots and lots of horse radish. But not the Israeli gefilte fish—they make it sweet, and it's gross.

I like my chocolate like I like my sex; covered in semen.

She plays the fat, white girl who makes pie and has a midget under the sink in "Trapped in the Closet."

You're right! He does!

If anything, Whedon's atheism has always made him more likely to engage with Biblical analogies and symbolism. Adam from the 5th season of Buffy clearly had Biblical parallels, and Jasmine in Angel seemed pretty clearly to represent the Hebrew god/demiurge from a Gnostic perspective.

BOTH!

So Chrissy, let's talk talk about that—why is everyone so into Sierra? Is there a big-faced blonde Asian girl fetish amongst the straight male contingent that we are are only now discovering?

So Chrissy, let's talk talk about that—why is everyone so into Sierra? Is there a big-faced blonde Asian girl fetish amongst the straight male contingent that we are are only now discovering?

Dude, what's up with either my computer or this site, and all the doubling?

Dude, what's up with either my computer or this site, and all the doubling?

Although not to get all fan geek, but the line was "Five what by five what?"

Although not to get all fan geek, but the line was "Five what by five what?"