at first glance I thought you said *poops* and I'm just going to continue thinking that because it's way funnier to me.

Remember Sliders? It's back, in movie form.

D+, huh? Well that's fine by me, if I wanted to see a good noir set in this time period, I'd just rewatch LA Confidential. I am still going to see this but I lost any high hopes when they cut a pivotal scene due to its similarity to the Aurora shooting.

My favorite moment from Charlie's illiteracy is the campaign speech from season 2

Well we're just waiting for a few signatures. I think Portugal had it last…

wait a minute….

I thought it was pretty commonly accepted that Canadians are always stoned. That's why they're so nice and mellow all the time.

In that scenario the hug would need to be from behind, so things are probably beyond saving at that point. Unless your definition of reach around differs from mine.

In that scenario the hug would need to be from behind, so things are probably beyond saving at that point. Unless your definition of reach around differs from mine.

Oh I'm sorry, are you still unhappy with the tip you got?

Control yourself Olivia Tremor

Edgar reluctantly accepted the job of killing everyone who paid to see Texas Chainsaw 3D because he knew he was making the world a better place.

As we agreed, here's our first born, Mr. Crystal. Now hold up your end and never host the Oscars again.

As we agreed, here's our first born, Mr. Crystal. Now hold up your end and never host the Oscars again.

Everything's better with a Reacher 'round

Everything's better with a Reacher 'round

Honey I Shrunk My Testicles

Honey I Shrunk My Testicles

With any luck, he's got the Grail already…

With any luck, he's got the Grail already…