What? No mention of Without a Paddle? I say good day to you, sir!

What? No mention of Without a Paddle? I say good day to you, sir!

I haven't seen either Taken movie but I have to say if that guy and his family stayed home more the chances of any of them being taken would decrease dramatically.

I haven't seen either Taken movie but I have to say if that guy and his family stayed home more the chances of any of them being taken would decrease dramatically.

I hope the caps don't indicate sarcasm because I really did like that movie

I hope the caps don't indicate sarcasm because I really did like that movie

This seems like an appropriate time to announce my new line of male enhancement products ASAPenis. Coming to stores near you.

This seems like an appropriate time to announce my new line of male enhancement products ASAPenis. Coming to stores near you.

Way to strike while the iron's hot guys

Way to strike while the iron's hot guys

so you're saying Fiona Apple is a spy for the apes? SEIZE HER

so you're saying Fiona Apple is a spy for the apes? SEIZE HER

Someone probably beat me to this but shouldn't they have called the first movie Dawn and this one Rise? Either way I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee

Someone probably beat me to this but shouldn't they have called the first movie Dawn and this one Rise? Either way I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee

I have to agree with you here. There are definitely worse choices and for as tired as Family Guy has become Seth McFarlane is still a pretty funny dude, IMO.

I have to agree with you here. There are definitely worse choices and for as tired as Family Guy has become Seth McFarlane is still a pretty funny dude, IMO.

I like to imagine that upon hearing his own awful music, he packed his ears with his vomit and in so doing, ruptured his eardrums

I like to imagine that upon hearing his own awful music, he packed his ears with his vomit and in so doing, ruptured his eardrums

He must have heard his own music for the first time

He must have heard his own music for the first time