…not getting off

DMB

That is not a sentence that 2013-era me would have predicted I'd ever write.

Actually Lil Bub is featured prominently on Meow the Jewels

"Is this what you want?" just sends chills up my spine.

Is it because neither claim to have seen a black person before?

No Faith No More "Sol Invictus," really? REALLY?

Can we please, please have Marah Eakin be the guest author of just one of these?

Ricky Gervais begs to differ.

I always knew that one with "grapes" instead of "pie."

Well, yea. Young pussy smells good.

^
most infuriating first world problem i can remember

"As a Kickstarter addict (currently at 79 projects and counting)"
[jesus christ]
Hey can I have some money?

Unfortunately, this just happened. Will Forte in a Reddit AMA a few hours ago -

Consumed one at a time, so as to drag it out

The League has been amazingly bad for some time now.

somebody arrest this man. if he hasn't done horrible shit in the past, he will in the future.

I get PTSD just thinking of this song. Freshman year my "buddies" jammed a penny in my door around 5:30am while my roommate was out, locking me in my 14x14 dorm. On the outside they left a boombox cranked up to 11 playing "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex on repeat.

You had me up until "I do like the Avett Brothers…"

When I visit mine, I play "I Wanna Be Sedated"