Meh. Schmidt's funny.

I'm often down on Kickstarter, but goddamn if I wouldn't give a pretty penny to finance a feature-length Schmidt movie a la what we saw in the previews

Bullshit. He bit it off in anger, thinking it was giving him the finger.

Block and Tackle:
"It’s like we tuned in for…football game and…kindergarten…broke out."

Are you a (fellow) Gamecock?

I goddamn love that the one thing Modell "knows about current football" [tebow] is incorrect.

Gloria's idea of good parenting: discourage son from pursuing passion/natural talent, because it's most important to be popular.

you, sir or ma'am, have grossly overestimated my deductive abilities.

i think the feasibility of that scenario should have warranted more than "comic" spoiler alert.

woof. i just remembered i wrote the same thing about Andrea last season. I hate myself/this show.

So…haven't read the comic books or heard any spoilers, but let me guess:
Carol dies successfully defending the prison gang from the Guv'nah, right?

^
SPOILER ALERT PLEASE!

This is the Paper Moon of our generation

Is it just me, or does Mullethead Cop look like equal parts Zach Galifanakis and Danny "La Flama Fucking Blanca" McBride?

So Andrea's gonna kill the Governor, right?

^absolutely on target

Maybe i'm way off here, but I thought Louie's agreeing to see her again was disingenuous, and said only to expedite his escape from Leo. Ya know, since he just got raped.

Maybe i'm way off here, but I thought Louie's agreeing to see her again was disingenuous, and said only to expedite his escape from Leo. Ya know, since he just got raped.