Mixed metaphors, a shot against an entirely different show on another channel, contempt for the material - it's a PDN review for the ages!

"Snuck" is used widely enough that it's perfectly acceptable. Your sister is pedantic but not correct.

This article mis-spelled Henrik as 'Henirk' twice in a row, which is kind of funny.

*Thor 3 quietly goes into production*

Walton Goggins as Carnage.

So this is kind of tangential to the episode, but fuck it, if's on my mind re: Lena Dunham in the pantheon of New Yorker comedy; she was one of the first people today to tweet support for Dylan Farrow's pretty harrowing account of her sexual assault at Woody Allen's hands. Which, that's a. That's a thing.

I think this is a silly debate to get into, but Clint Eastwood and Spielberg also happily passed on getting involved in that cinematic tangle. It's totally possible that it was a film that just couldn't be saved.

I think the only difference is that Lucas just seems like a kindly, out-of-touch California billionaire, whereas Ginn is just a dick.

Every movie this week is a C or lower. Either our new masters have taken a hard line against grade inflation… Or January movies truly fucking suck.

You know, rightly disdainful as we are of both Willis and Shyamalan, I can't help but note that Unbreakable and The Sixth Sense are not only Shyamalan's best movies, but they're also, in my eyes, probably two of Bruce Willis' all-time best performances (along with 12 Monkeys and, maybe, the original Die Hard). So,…

He looks like a really sporty Mountie.

If he can't do it, fuck this thing!

The one thing I'm hopeful about is that, much as people dis her and she's not the greatest actress, Angelina Jolie really is kind of perfect to play this part, and she's at the right age. There's a certain angular cruelty to her facial features and a poise to her mannerisms. I dunno. I'm an optimist.

He was really good in Anchorman 2.

Wait… Dave Foley? In Justified?

He also would have loved all the tits.

They look like bitstrips.

Thanks Perd.

Well then he shouldn't go kidnapping princesses.

Star Trek XVII: The Undiscovered Chomsky