They took Abu Nazir's invisible helicopter?

They took Abu Nazir's invisible helicopter?

No.

No.

Hey now, let's be fair - Alpha Protocol never had the villain getting into (and losing) a fistfight against a pregnant lady.

Hey now, let's be fair - Alpha Protocol never had the villain getting into (and losing) a fistfight against a pregnant lady.

Abu Nazir's invisibility spell only lasts 7 rounds, so he had to come out eventually.

Abu Nazir's invisibility spell only lasts 7 rounds, so he had to come out eventually.

What I like about that photo is that Andre is dead, Mandy is big and bearded, and Wallace Shawn is EXACTLY THE SAME.

What I like about that photo is that Andre is dead, Mandy is big and bearded, and Wallace Shawn is EXACTLY THE SAME.

Americans like to imagine that terrorists are specifically interested in wiping them out because it makes all of its fictional fantasies about someone doing to Americans what they've done to countless other countries more visceral, I guess.

Americans like to imagine that terrorists are specifically interested in wiping them out because it makes all of its fictional fantasies about someone doing to Americans what they've done to countless other countries more visceral, I guess.

Cry Yell Run - One Woman's Search for Terrorists Across Tonal Shifts and Season Breaks, by Carrie Mattheson

Cry Yell Run - One Woman's Search for Terrorists Across Tonal Shifts and Season Breaks, by Carrie Mattheson

Remember how in Season 1 Carrie was more of an analyst than a field agent? Whereas this season it seems like every second episode she takes an opportunity to literally bolt unarmed into danger.

Remember how in Season 1 Carrie was more of an analyst than a field agent? Whereas this season it seems like every second episode she takes an opportunity to literally bolt unarmed into danger.

But at least the Magical Terrorist Scrying Network that knows where every private thing in government officials' offices are kept but needs Brody to actually get them is still operational.

But at least the Magical Terrorist Scrying Network that knows where every private thing in government officials' offices are kept but needs Brody to actually get them is still operational.

And today we learned that the Magical Terrorist SWAT team failed to kill or seriously injure any named characters. Yaaay Homeland plotting.

And today we learned that the Magical Terrorist SWAT team failed to kill or seriously injure any named characters. Yaaay Homeland plotting.