One blast for Girls,
Two blasts for Mad Men,
And three for…

One blast for Girls,
Two blasts for Mad Men,
And three for…

I am, actually. I get really wasted and hurt myself. I also recall that once I expounded on a theory of consciousness fusing modern computational functionalism and the ideas of Martin Heidegger while high on mushrooms. Good times.

I am, actually. I get really wasted and hurt myself. I also recall that once I expounded on a theory of consciousness fusing modern computational functionalism and the ideas of Martin Heidegger while high on mushrooms. Good times.

Not only are you wrong, you don't know what you're talking about. There is no first-person narration anywhere in the books, it's all limited third-person. If you're already making such an elementary mistake regarding the nature of English prose, I can kind of understand your difficulties with the books. I mean, I…

Not only are you wrong, you don't know what you're talking about. There is no first-person narration anywhere in the books, it's all limited third-person. If you're already making such an elementary mistake regarding the nature of English prose, I can kind of understand your difficulties with the books. I mean, I…

I'll go for this one. I love Mad Men, I watched the first 4 seasons in marathon runs. But I watched the first 2 hours of this new season and… It just didn't hook me. I'm sure I'll watch it eventually, but I couldn't get into it.

I'll go for this one. I love Mad Men, I watched the first 4 seasons in marathon runs. But I watched the first 2 hours of this new season and… It just didn't hook me. I'm sure I'll watch it eventually, but I couldn't get into it.

Selexlexia.

Selexlexia.

I'll have a pint of creativity!

I'll have a pint of creativity!

One thing I want to talk about, just because no one else has, was the importance of music to this episode, more than any episode previous. Obviously, you've got the Rains of Castamere, but you also have the women singing that hymn to the Mother, and the ringing bells of King's Landing, and the war drums of Stannis'…

One thing I want to talk about, just because no one else has, was the importance of music to this episode, more than any episode previous. Obviously, you've got the Rains of Castamere, but you also have the women singing that hymn to the Mother, and the ringing bells of King's Landing, and the war drums of Stannis'…

It's important, and so much more important! Between this and the other redundancies, I think Ryan McGee may have been having a slow-burn stroke.

It's important, and so much more important! Between this and the other redundancies, I think Ryan McGee may have been having a slow-burn stroke.

This show's storylines, told honestly:

This show's storylines, told honestly:

The way Ryan stole this episode's rightful A grade is the greatest scandal since Leonard Pierce's time machine was revealed to be flimshammery. I am dubbing this 'Blackwatergate'.

The way Ryan stole this episode's rightful A grade is the greatest scandal since Leonard Pierce's time machine was revealed to be flimshammery. I am dubbing this 'Blackwatergate'.