Anybody else absolutely love how utterly enormous it seems inside Ash's silver-bullet trailer even though we know that is damn impossible?

Personally, I'm starting to reconsider my life's direction. How much do those trailers go for nowadays?

Dibs on One Trick Chainsaw for a band name.

Don't be stepping on Ash's buzz.

I haven't had the energy to look it up but who's playing Eleanor's sister? I mean, seriously, that's some damn good casting - I always have to strain my eyes to see if, by using some kind of camera trickery and special effects, they're both played by the same actress.

Gee. That would be too bad.

The album covers featuring only the face and the complete and total domination of the pop charts… Why hasn't anyone compared Adele to Phil Collins yet?

Methinks you're recalling The Knick review…

No, it's like spilling paint on a painting.

Wheelhouse of Hotness: The Whovian Guide to Seduction.

Sorry. I got caught up thinking about how great it would be if they time-traveled Ash to the Great Depression to battle Deadites with tommy-guns and old timey slurs all while wearing a fedora.

To Ash's credit Ellagos really did sound like a total nerd.

Nooooooo. Hide your teeth!

Fuck me sideways a C?

If only the show would feature other prestigious actors just to turn 'em into a Deadite and then kill 'em off in one episode.

"Not saying she doesn't have something to offer, but is on the outside looking in right now and her somber demeanour (so far) is the antithesis of the splash-happy trashiness that makes Evil Dead so balls-out enjoyable."

Now that I think about it you could be absolutely right about the episode.

On relatively early too. Watch this and then go out to your local dive to drink a Moscow Mule and score with some sob story about losing your right hand.

Move over Sopranos, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, and all them other yawn fests. Ash is here to dance.

Wowweeeeee ooooooh, Mr. Poopybutthole just might agree with youuu. Ooooh weeee.