"Whatever you do, do not eat the free pistachio ice cream."

Eh, I went to a preview screening with my four-year-old son last night and it wasn't all bad. I really hated Cars 2, but this was more harmless and unchallenging yet still fun. I would have said maybe a C+.

You wan-na hear my long snake…MOAN!

Who can forget the lyrics to Reeling?

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus Don't forget Collective Soul.

Maybe it's just because I was in my late teens when Smash came out, but I've always thought The Offspring sucked.

@avclub-3111c60f45680e4001c9e8dcb40bc7c3:disqus And those eight pussies later became known as…..

I prefer the rejected Alice Cooper theme for Man with the Golden Gun.

She's not exactly sex positive, either.

Dig your latrine at least 100 yards from the campsite and well away from sources of water?

I'll say. Her vagina gives you CancerAIDs, then it cures you.

Oliver Welles is a strictly suit and tie motherfucker.

Family Meeting from The Shield should be up there, too. Emotionally devastating when Shane calls the "family meeting." And Vic's ending is poetic justice.

Leave the banana. Take the cannoli.

I'm coming way late to this party, but the Canadian military doesn't even have Blackhawks. Canada uses Griffins and Cormorants for search and rescue.

I'm coming way late to this party, but the Canadian military doesn't even have Blackhawks. Canada uses Griffins and Cormorants for search and rescue.

Moving Lear to the studio theatre made a lot of sense, I thought. There were problems with the lead, it was questionable whether the play would go on, and New Burbage had a hit with East Hastings. It's good business sense.

Hell yeah, suggestions are hot. After nearly 10 years together, my wife and I recently created a joint tumblr account for porn. We repost pictures and gifs that turn us on as suggestions to one another. Completely reinvigorated our sex life.

One of the things I love about Slings & Arrows is just how good the performances of the plays are. Geoffrey is supposed to be a genius director, and the little we do see of what happens on stage supports that. I only wish the times I've seen Shakespeare performed it could have been like that.

The problem with Barbara going to Richard is that she's betraying a fellow cast member. Ellen is appalled because that's something you just don't do.