Apple juice. Apple juice flood.

One by one they all just fade away.

One by one they all just fade away.

And here I thought I was one of the few people into Masters of Reality…

And here I thought I was one of the few people into Masters of Reality…

Nope. More like Obnoxious D-.

Despite his famed sense of humour, he didn't seem amused when he walked past me at a folk music festival and I said, "Hey, weren't you in MASH?"

I saw this review yesterday and couldn't understand the vitriol in the comments. B-minus is a relatively good grade and the review wasn't that negative.

Oh dear sweet Lord. I just did an image search for Rumer Willis. On the plus side, if Hollywood ever remakes Mask, they can cast her and they won't need the facial prosthetics.

And if you've seen any interviews of him, he's probably not "playing" so much as being himself.

After Billy Bob Thornton, perhaps one of the most awkward Jian Ghomeshi interviews.

Can you say that again, but with more tears?

The Bunk is strictly a suit and tie motherfucker.

Fuzzy Dunlop would agree.

I wouldn't call Omar overrated, but Bubbles needs more recognition.

Chris Martin is married to Gwyneth Paltrow and they named their kid Apple. He wins (or loses, really).

I've seen pictures of her boyfriend and he looks a lot like me. In my mind, that means I have a chance with her.

Yes, and next decade it's Poker in the Rear.

Part of your sentence, Lux?

Stu Sutcliffe?