I can't take the way he sings, but I love to hear him talk.

Not even Monopoly money. Their bills are plastic.

But did Shatner bang the chubby redhead after the interview? Kirk would have.

I heard that somewhere before.

She lacks the depth and warmth to be a cunt.

Unless he was calling to say your wife was having his kid.

Where is that promised ability to flag shitty posts like the one from this asshole?

My two-year-old boy loves the Cookie Monster/Tom Waits mashup of God's Away on Business. Makes me a proud papa.

His wine is OK.

Ye, you've got it all wrong
See, I wasn't looking at you like you were Hitler. I was looking at you like you were Pol Pot.

"Sometimes I think he uses the column for his political motivations more than "helping" his readers."

Man, when I was a kid I wanted to smurf the smurf out of Smurfette.

Keith Richards and the X-pensive Winos.

You and me and the devil makes three. Don't need no other lovin' babe.

He had a short-lived marriage to a girl from my hometown. Rumour is she was sleeping around on him.

As long as they bring back the Fall Guy as the sailing instructor.

I think they're missing the obvious Cowboys vs. Alien vs. Predator.

I'd think they identify more closely with Clay Davis. Sheeeeit.

I have a two-year-old son, so their extensive collection of shows like Blues Clues, Thomas the Tank Engine, Sponge Bob and Backyardigans is great.

Hrmm
It's been available on Netflix for ages now in Canada.