On the topic of covers by Megadeth, this still makes me happy:
http://youtu.be/ZAfeCViJEK0

More love for the first two albums. Girls and Theatre of Pain had a few good songs but were mostly filler.

Banmar, I had that album. It also had an awful version of Purple Haze from Ozzy.

You're just now coming to the realization Ted is an ungodly dick?

Gary Larson knew to go out at the top of his game. Sadly, too many have gone on well past their stale date (I'm looking at you Scott Adams).

I prefer Neon Bible to Funeral. Yeah, I said that.

ginch laser?

Charlie B, Charlie B, he's a C, that Charlie B.

Justin Bieber as Hercule Poirot.

Meh, he's no Ehrich Weiss.

Tuesday's gone with the wind…

Really, we're debating degrees of abusiveness? Nothing - abso-fucking-lutely-nothing - mitigates Charlie Sheen's abusive behaviour.

Something something Bing Crosby something something

@Lexy,

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Also, you spelled Ukrainian wrong. Sheesh, JVS. Get your facts about Slavic countries right.

Fucking Victoria's Secret doesn't want a whale in front of their store.

I love seeing my hometown immortalized in song. The '87 tornado passed close to my neighbourhood. I remember that day vividly.

Ahem. Naked Lunch.

I've come to the conclusion that Cactus Jack is a troll. A How I Met Your Mother-specific troll.