Cattle ranching, oil, rednecks - Alberta is Canada's Texas.

L'ego has landed.

Hatred implies something more than the passive apathy I feel for Zappa.

Hindu klezmer?

To a 12-year-old.

I'm streets ahead of you.

I hope to see a scene in which Goggins plants a baggie of coke on a Predator then busts his ass for possession with intent.

I supposed we could all agree to highjack some other regular feature and make it a Savage Love comment forum. Or you could suck your wife's cock.

No Mustard he when you someone ate it.

Top rankings on the AV Club

Holy fuck is that piece terrible. "Generations of sacrifice." Whose sacrifice is that? White slave owners? I hate these myths about forefathers building a nation on hard won values and back breaking work.

Doc, I'm gonna guess you're the performance artist with the thousands of dollars in collectibles and the last name "Colon."

In all seriousness
Spitzer has been writing an excellent column for Slate. I hope this show doesn't turn out to be some Crossfire-like partisan shoutfest. But based on Parker's Obama comment and the general shitshow that is CNN, I don't have high hopes.

Dammit
Once again, a missed opportunity for a Bjirstie!

Oh, that has to hurt. Firstie and grammar fail.

Emotional depth, that's exactly it. Some of his songs might be silly, but they're honest, authentic observations and depictions of humanity.

Hell kid, I was 23 when it came out. I still want to fuck the shit outta Ginger Spice.

Hate to break it to you, Goldmeister, but it's nearly one year later and we still haven't figured it out.

See also: Courtney Love

Actually, I think it's a brain transplant and vocal chord damage.