What do you serve as a side? Tossed salad?

It's an aperitif, usually followed by tossed salad.

Anal Bright, Anal Bright
Even cleans up santorum

Sex in the City 2: Attack of the Crones

Well, she could end up needing an episiotomy.

Huh, a Wheels avatar. We just need Joey and Snake to complete the Zit Remedy reunion.

er, not "just incarcerate them."

@Polonius - Cameron Willingham would probably argue that what he received was not due process but malicious prosecution - if he were still alive.

Ahhh, stories of various follies of Ziegfeld.

I like feeling women.

Does the Poprah shit in the woods?

Ambient-provoked car accident?
Folks, don't listen to electronica while you drive.

Organ Doughnut

Requim for a Dream? Is that the porno version?

Stop. Collaborate and listen. You fucking, cussing assholes.

In an exclusive interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mr. Heche apologizes for his comments, stating he was provoked by AV Club reporter Sean O'Neal and his quotes taken out of context.

I'm not sure what's more tiresome. AV Club commenter schticks or the monster/classic literature mash-ups.

Another Drive-By is clearly not familiar with Lobsters.

Lauryn Hill, D'Angelo, Alicia Keys and Jordan Knight?

Lexy - You Can't Do That on Television. Alanis was on it.