Santa Claus is a spambot? I can't believe my parents lied to me all these years.

Flight of the Navigator was pretty kick ass, but I was partial to The Explorers.

Sleeps with Angels punches hard. Great album.

Epic fail
My little brother picked this out for a rental when it was released on video. Even at his age, he could recognize it for the piece of shit it is.

Neko sold out after she stopped drumming for Maow.

What's wrong with sexy?

Scarlett's hammy acting in VCB prevents it from being a great Allen film.

I think you're projecting, fanboy.

No. It's merely OK. And that's coming from a Neil Young fanatic.

So John Wayne Gacy turned to serial murder after a failed musical career as Mr. Bat?

Give me a Screaming Viking
Preferably with the cucumber bruised.

Er, stars…

If Keanu Reeves starts, you could call it Still Bourne.

How nice of you! A diamond encrusted foreskin.

@ Kirk

Jewelry stuffed in the ass is when you someone eat it.

Thanks again.

Well, that's faint praise. Thanks Victor. I found it much better than "surprisingly painless" myself.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Bullshit
What? Sarah Palin's book didn't make the cut? AV Club is a nest of terrorist-loving, flag burnin, spendocrat liberals, I tells you!

In all sincerety, Mike
I'd like to know if you've watched Russian Ark and if so, how you felt about it.