Coming next season . . .
Other CBS properties in the works:

Holy fuck. It's lobsters. It's like the second coming of Christ only with a lot more snark.

…..snniiiiiiifff…..

Oh for gosh sakes.

TomWaits, do you mean to say Steven Tyler's gone all John Galt on us?

Comment from Jimmy Crespo:
"I'm not busy. Call me. Please."

Chip Away
And with this new, Jimmy Crespo is anxiously sitting next to his phone waiting for Steven's call.

Thanks Dick. I concur. Their live "Bootleg" album was Aerosmith at their drug-fuelled best. In fact, their career since the '80s makes a good argument against rock bands getting clean.

Back to the Projects
Hey this is great. Unshackled from the vortex of suck that is Steven Tyler, Joe Perry can now resurrect the awesome might of the Joe Perry Project.

It's a little known fact that Tyra has gills.

I thought the Hall and Oates interview was published BECAUSE of your post. I'm now very disappointed.

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No, Janet. The metaball speaks for itself.

I don't care for Reba McEntire, but she's much more worthy of a profile than McCready.

@ Ray Shackleford

Don't you mean Loggins and Molina?

Mindy McCready?
If the question mark after her name means you're not sure whether you'll get to her, then let me suggest she's probably not worth a full profile. I saw her headlining a number of years ago at a country music festival and don't remember a single thing about her performance.

"Metaballs"

You'd be suprised. There are a lot of recipes involving poutine, back bacon and maple syrup.

Hmmm, I think Laura Calder is only on Food Network Canada.