@ Elrond

Unfortunately, it will probably be like this:

"it saddens me that they've turned their female wrestlers into "divas" who can barely stand upright when TNA has some of the best "knockout" female wrestlers in the world."

The Walt Disney version:

And by the way, what really happened to Jesus Freak Amber?

Ratings
My wife has watched ANTM for a few seasons now. I started watching this season when I found out AV Club snarked about the episodes and holy shit is it ever awful.

A few weeks ago I predicted (to no one in particular) that Eyeball, Cornpone and Math Girl will be the final three. Although Wonky Eye Jennifer might be an upsetter.

Rejevik?
Do you mean Reykjavik?

Dammit, there are hipsters on youtube comment threads, as well:

How about an album for the state of denial?

Lame it may be, but I don't think it's a fail.

To get to the underwater seminary, do you have to take a seminal vesicle?

Nah, it's about going down on a nun.

Fuck all y'all Yoshimi and Mystics haters. Both are excellent albums.

According to Flav's clock, his 15 minutes are up.

Lucy in Light Bondage

@ McGone, Nuno had a monster guitar tone.

The Rheostatics already did that "Greatest Hits" gag with their first album.

Completely off topic
But I'm enjoying the "Bored to Death" banner that lets me type "I'm an overrated, talentless hack" in the thought bubble next to Jason Schwartzman.

The Collection of Marie Claire by Daniel Lanois.