Dio singing Ozzy-era Sabbath? I think it would go off the rails on a crazy trainwreck.

CHANG…..

My hands felt up a whore. That John Cleese is quite vicious.

Jimmy Fallon vs. humour

We're overlooking the Bond villians.

What, no Pirates? I request, no, demand someone make a film Ninjas vs. Pirates. Or Zombie Pirates. Or Zombie Ninjas.

Any word on an Urbz sequel so I can build a doorless room for Fergie then watch her die slowly?

Three words:

Neophyte, you need to listen to some Shemekia Copeland:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'm sure Coldplay ripped the Greg Kihn Band off, too.

Ricin, I use the term "aggressively mediocre."

Now I'm afraid to ask what Oobleck is.

No.

Then there's that little matter of Almost Blue.

My wife thinks Boobahs resemble uncircumcised penis heads.

MerrillLynch, I didn't think anyone else remembered the Secret Railroad. Did you ever see the Star Wars episode?

…. and Buddy Guy.

Muddy Waters.

Yeah, it's OK to say Edmonton. Even with Gretzky long gone. I mean, we just made Cadence Weapon our city's poet laureate.

Sesame Street
Wig trainer: "Shampoo? I don't use sham poo. I only use real poo."