Show me the subscription!

I wonder if she secretly knew along it was a song by The Arrows?

Where's the birth certificate?

It's sterile and he likes the taste?

*Dodge Monaco crashes through storefront*
*Jeep flips*

That's also the exact number of channels with nothing on.

It wasn't even written by the band. It was Bernie Taupin (Elton John's co-writer) and a few other professional songwriters.

Yep. Hit the light tower or it would have cleared the entire stadium roof.

"Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?"

"You think I'd join this crummy snobatorium? Why this whole place sucks!"

Hey!

The guy who broke his beer drinking record?

Look at banner, Michael!

"Me winning isn't, you do."
"Great grammar."

My folks fit this almost exactly! I wonder how we can spread this, because it's awesome.

"butt hawk helicopter prop"

"Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut — real close to the shoulders like!"

Rum ham!

Can't be as bad as the cabbage roll at the Terre Haute federal pen…

*thinks about the consequences of his actions*
*waits for musical number to commence*