Ask Dirty Dee.

I thought we already lived in a sassy nation.

I have Belinda, Heaven on Earth, Runaway Horses, and Live Your Life Be Free on tape. I can let you borrow them if you want…

Not even Alf's imaginary brother from Melmac?

"You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!"

I'd add that the exercise isn't designed to change the mind of the presenters themselves; it's to display the perspectives to an audience broader than those who might otherwise listen to one or the other but not both.

I love cranberry sauce and eat it year-round. It turns a sandwich around in a way mayo or mustard simply cannot….

future ex-President

Correct. They pringle over time if stacked that way.

I'll see your Kent Hrbek and raise you a Dan Gladden sliding into home with his spikes up in Game 1…

something something shoving them up your nose?

"I'm a zit. Get it?" - Bluto

Beads?

Scaramouche? Scaramouche?

*status update: "It's complicated."

Yes. His performance was just what it needed to be, in contrast to Vera Farmiga's accent attempt in The Departed. Not everyone speaks non-rhotically, and I find that pulling off a convincing Boston accent has way more to do with vowels than the r anyway…

*sheep bleat*

Wow.

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Have a Hulkaburger