Your mom's Kathy Ireland, too?

Respec'

Do you know why Lamar paid 'em? Because Lamar Odom!

More than one bottle.

"It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham!"

"Rum Ham!!"

I just met you
You know me hardley
I voice Lisa
So call me Yeardley

I wonder if he means old Been Kenobi…

"You can't jack off a dead butterfly."

Someone said it higher up in a post, but she's awesome. I agree that she needs to be cast in something worthy, ASAP.

Again?

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS."

A recent and excellen use of that song: Elizabeth Banks pulling into camp in a VW Bug convertible the Wet Hot prequel.

The eyes truly are the buttholes of the face.

"Hey Gare-bear? I think we got an ostrich!"

I get that same comment. Even a simple question like "what do you do?" inevitably leads to my excitement and passion because I work in human rights.

Or the old Cup o' Pizza

Mmm. That sounds good. I'm ordering one of those tonight.

Do you want me to check the weather, Clarence?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!